If you clicked on this article, I would like to sincerely thank you for having faith that this entire thing is a troll. To reward your obedience and your trust in the system, I would like to gift upon thee the only nugget of useful content in this entire fucking mega-shitpost.

Attached below are two Starkid performances that are uploaded to Youtube on an account of mine under unlisted. They’re both really fun, and as a reward for suffering through my bullshit, I figured I’d bestow them unto you. Have fun with them, they’re both well-worth the watch. Congratulations, you’ve earned it.

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