Status: On a Long-Term Hiatus, Word Count: 32,000, Pairing: Unknown, Genre: Adventure/Drama
Author’s Summary: The Master of Death brings his 130,000 years of experience to slam down on the unsuspecting head of his biggest and most entertaining challenge yet. Voldemort brings all her cunning and guile to rip open the mystery that is Harry Potter. And Dumbledore, Fudge, and the rest of the Wizarding world, scrabble to make sense of what in Merlin’s name is going on. – On Hiatus
My Thoughts: Warning: Past Soul Bind Performance Not Indicative of Future Prophets (holy shit that’s a long name) is a batshit insane story, that’s equal parts hilarious, incomprehensibly weird, and very, very intriguing. Honestly, I’m incredibly curious to see where LeadVonE takes this story if he does actually come back to it after he finishes Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches. Anyway, until that day, we just have these seven completely bonkers chapters, and I love them for existing.
While not technically abandoned, this story has been on hiatus for six years now. While it’s entirely possible that LeadVonE could continue this story some day, I consider it to be equally likely that he’ll simply choose to pursue original fiction after finishing Dodging Prison & Stealing Witches. After all, he’s already dipped his toe in with Trial By Conquest, so who knows what the future holds for him? Either way, until the day this fic updates, it will remain on this list.